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{"fact":"Not every cat gets \\high\\\" from catnip. Whether or not a cat responds to it depends upon a recessive gene: no gene\"","length":115}

{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}

{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}

{"fact":"Two members of the cat family are distinct from all others: the clouded leopard and the cheetah. The clouded leopard does not roar like other big cats, nor does it groom or rest like small cats. The cheetah is unique because it is a running cat; all others are leaping cats. They are leaping cats because they slowly stalk their prey and then leap on it.","length":354}

{"fact":"The cheetah is the world's fastest land mammal. It can run at speeds of up to 70 miles an hour (113 kilometers an hour).","length":120}

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{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}

{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}

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