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Dikilitaş is a village in the Besni District, Adıyaman Province, Turkey. Its population is 440 (2021).
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The 1935 Detroit Lions season was the franchise's 6th season in the National Football League (NFL) and second in Detroit. Under fifth-year head coach Potsy Clark, the Lions placed first in the NFL's Western Division and defeated the New York Giants 26–7 in the NFL Championship Game for their first league title.
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