{"type":"standard","title":"Simon Fagan","displaytitle":"Simon Fagan","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7518712","titles":{"canonical":"Simon_Fagan","normalized":"Simon Fagan","display":"Simon Fagan"},"pageid":26434236,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/54/SimonFagan.jpg/330px-SimonFagan.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/SimonFagan.jpg","width":504,"height":335},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1155235367","tid":"bef97dab-f48b-11ed-a499-04a317ecaddc","timestamp":"2023-05-17T08:20:56Z","description":"Irish singer/songwriter from Navan","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Fagan","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Fagan?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Fagan?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Simon_Fagan"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Fagan","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Simon_Fagan","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Fagan?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Simon_Fagan"}},"extract":"Simon Fagan is an Irish singer/songwriter from Navan. He has been performing music since the age of 5.","extract_html":"
Simon Fagan is an Irish singer/songwriter from Navan. He has been performing music since the age of 5.
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Schouweiler is a small town in the commune of Dippach, in south-western Luxembourg. As of 2023, the town has a population of 1,610. It is the administrative centre of the commune of Dippach.
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Percy Daggs III is an American actor best known for his role as Wallace Fennel in the Rob Thomas television series Veronica Mars. He is also known for starring in television commercials for Hot Pockets and Orbit Gum. He has had guest appearances on such shows as Boston Public, The Guardian, NYPD Blue and The Nightmare Room.\nHis younger sister was featured on MTV's Made as an aspiring surfer.
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