{"type":"general","setup":"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?","punchline":"Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.","id":356}
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{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
{"fact":"A cat's normal temperature varies around 101 degrees Fahrenheit.","length":64}
{"fact":"In relation to their body size, cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":73}
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{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do bees hum?","punchline":"Because they don't know the words.","id":343}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is a tornado's favorite game to play?","punchline":"Twister!","id":240}
{"fact":"There are approximately 100 breeds of cat.","length":42}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.","length":88}
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