{"fact":"The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30 million years ago. Scientists called it the\u00a0Proailurus, which means \u201cfirst cat\u201d in Greek. The group of animals that pet cats belong to emerged around 12 million years ago.","length":226}
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Antonio Tramaine Andrews is an American former professional football running back who played in the National Football League (NFL) for three seasons. He played college football for the Western Kentucky Hilltoppers and was signed as an undrafted free agent by the Tennessee Titans in 2014. He was also a member of the Memphis Express of the Alliance of American Football (AAF), before their season began.
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{"fact":"People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to cat saliva or to cat dander. If the resident cat is bathed regularly the allergic people tolerate it better.","length":165}
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